Searcy, AR: Last week we had some nice folks from Harding University for a Russian dinner. I suppose American suppers were out of the question. But, because we’ve got a few Russians hanging around, one of whom can cook, we opted for the Russian cuisine.
And as everyone knew would be the case, my wife’s mom executed almost all the cooking duties flawlessly. Then we sat around and talked about Russia.
My father-in-law, who usually inserts a story or two from the Motherland, recounted a tale about a building project. He was a pretty important person in Russia and was involved in a lot of the building projects. I’m not sure if his work included the statute of Lenin near the airport (or the one at just every street corner in town).The project he described was scheduled to be completed by the end of the calendar year.
The project he described was scheduled to be completed by the end of the calendar year.
Which sounds reasonable. Unless there just isn’t enough time to complete said project by the end of the year.
Then, there could be problems.
He explained that the government was making an addition to the hospital and it was crucial that the project must be completed before December 31.
BEFORE the end of the year!
I don’t know why this project had to be completed by then. Maybe communism would, like a famous carriage, turn back into a pumpkin.
If you’re looking for logic, you’re looking in the wrong place.
But, when it became clear that the project would not be finished by the end of the year, the communists did what any communist would do.
Simply accept reality and plan accordingly that the project would run into the new year.
Of course not.
Their solution? Extend the year.
One of the communist’s slogans was that “communists didn’t need the sun because communism made its own light” or something like that.
If they could control the sun, then they controlled the calendar.My father-in-law finished the story by saying that he signed the paperwork himself that “extended” the year.
So, my father-in-law finished the story by saying that he signed the paperwork himself that “extended” the year.
The completion date?
The power of the pen has no boundary.
Who knows what would have happened if they had actually finished the project January.
Just don’t tell them that they did.