Gas Station
I’m probably 15 or 16 years old, riding around the metropolis of Saraland, Alabama, with two guys I knew from […]
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Managing Expectations
I tell my wife and daughters all the time to manage their expectations. Whether it’s a new job, new boyfriend,
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Russian Gasoline
My translator’s mother, who had a broken leg at the time, hops into the small Russian made car, which looks
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Never Rescue Frogs (They’re Evil)
I am sitting on the couch in the lobby of our local gym because I rescued a frog. Now, normally,
Not a Singer
At the end of the year in elementary school, the band teacher at the middle school arrived to test us,
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Hello New Zealand
My dad is on the top of a 40-foot pine tree next to our house, but it’s okay. No, really.
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Russian Sweet Tea
“You’re doing this wrong.” Don’t you get tired of these stupid headlines? I do! You’re Eating Apples All Wrong You’re
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Tunnel Vision
There were no signs warning me not to drive into the tunnel with an empty gas tank. I was driving
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Congratulations, you’re pregnant
There are a few things that professors will tell you not to do when you are in law school: don’t
The Useless Microphone
I‘m sitting in an audience, straining to hear the speaker. “Why?” you ask. I’ll tell you. The microphone is too